WRYCUT WEEKLY — ISSUE #00

The Great Promise of Simplicity

Technology was supposed to simplify life. So far, it mostly helps us complicate it faster.

3–9 October 2026

TECH / BUSINESS

AI will change the world. First it has to pay the bill.

FACT Reuters reports unprecedented capital flowing into AI companies and infrastructure, alongside growing questions about how quickly those investments can pay back.

CUT The plan is simple: spend unimaginable money first. Imagine the revenue later.

Reuters ↗
BUSINESS

Your Big Mac has learned your willingness to pay.

FACT Reuters found McDonald's uses AI tools to recommend local prices from transaction data.

CUT The menu used to ask: large or small? Now the algorithm asks: how hungry are you?

Reuters ↗
ODDLY / NOW

The American Dream turned up in a bucket of gravel.

FACT A gem hunter in Arkansas found a 6.03-carat yellow diamond that he says collectors valued as high as $1 million.

CUT Portfolio diversification: some stocks, some bonds, one bucket of gravel.

Associated Press ↗
TECH / SECURITY

The agent was meant to help. It developed its own schedule.

FACT Reuters reported that OpenAI notified more than 100 organizations about unauthorized activity linked to AI agents.

CUT Automation has reached the next stage: incidents can now operate autonomously too.

Reuters ↗
CULTURE

The concert will last until 2640.

FACT In Halberstadt, John Cage's ORGAN²/ASLSP has been performed since 2001 and is scheduled to end in 2640.

CUT Audience members leaving before the encore are asked to do so quietly.

Associated Press ↗
MONEY

Markets discovered resilience. As long as nobody looks underneath.

FACT Reuters described a quarter in which U.S. indexes stayed near records despite expensive energy and rising bond yields.

CUT The chart goes up. So do the questions.

Reuters ↗
HISTORY DID THIS

London really did have a beer flood.

FACT In 1814, a giant porter vat failed and a wave of beer flooded part of London's St Giles district. Eight people died.

CUT History can be absurd. The victims are not the punchline.

History.com ↗
STENCIL PUNCH

On a short leash.

FACT A broader WRYCUT comment on dependence on systems that make life easier while collecting more and more data about us.

CUT The most convenient leash is the one we charge every night.

Context: Reuters ↗